I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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