He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
