The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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