alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
