Christians are straight up FREAKS
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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