Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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