that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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