chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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