did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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