But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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