so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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