Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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