I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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