yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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