Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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