I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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