But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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