You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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