You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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