I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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