i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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