he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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