Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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