Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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