This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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