apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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