my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
