We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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