I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
its not stalking. its research.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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