saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He better not be in your backpack
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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