Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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