Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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