whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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