ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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