woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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