Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
