Midget sex pt 2 tonight
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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