ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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