i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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