dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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