Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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