So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm both gender and math confused
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