Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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