Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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