Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
