Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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