Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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