So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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