It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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