The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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