is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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