Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I need a burrito and a hug.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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