i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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