We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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