you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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